Wand Maker.

[Wanderful]

*Rushes along street only to be confronted by a lady wearing a turtle suit*
*Posh voice* Have you no dignity madam ?
*Continues to jog along street*
WAAIIT ! I CAN CURE THAT BOIL ON YOUR NOSE!
* Turns red and spins around around to see the lady in the turtle suit waving a strange smelling bottle*

[Susan Montez]

*tosses bottle to the man* *continues to advertise for the Wand shop*

[*Riley*]

*See's promoter giving away free potions*

*Runs out angrily and whips out wand*
What do you think your doing !
*Yells 'Imperio' and the man gives back the bottle*

*Stalks back inside and journilists swarm around shop*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

ehh, excuse me sir? *walks up to riley* it would have been easier to simply summon the potion back. it would have less dire consequences, as it's perfectly legal.

[*Riley*]

Oh yes but 'Imperio' is jjust so fun !
Makes a passerby pick hs nose.

[salemboy]

First, Riley, go to Azkaban, young man. Second, Suzan. You CAN'T be the Salem-Blower-Upperer because I am. *Launches a nuke at the same place I'm standing.*

[*Riley*]

*Miserably shuffles off in chains while monkeys prod me*

[salemboy]

Post in the Azkaban section. You have a five day sentence for Imperiusing would-be customers.

[firemal000]

Are you still open? i want a wand

[salemboy]

Hey, who here actually sells the wands? *Throws down a petro bomb at his own feet.*

[*Riley*]

I'm here!
I served my sentence long ago...
Now, what wand would you like ?

[firemal000]

uhh phinox feather, Elder, 5 1/2 inches

[*Riley*]

Are you sure.
They're for dark wizards such as Slemboy (J/K)

[salemboy]

What do you mean dark wizard. Just because I don't get caught doesn't mean I'm not a dark wizard, it just means I'm more cunning than you, Mr. "Goes Out and Performs Crucio in the Middle of the Street." I mean, I actually finally finished my evil laugh with out hacking out my left lung. Muah ha ha ha ha- *Cough* *Cough*. NO!!! I'm jinxed AGAIN!!! EAGH!!!

[firemal000]

Meh, I'll still have it lol