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 Post subject: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Wednesday 18 June 2008 4:14:13pm 
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You tired of that same old "Avada Kedavra" or that boring, lame excuse for a curse called "Imperio?" Then this is the shop for you. We've got exotic spellbooks with exotic spells that other companies have only dreamed of. Interested? Then come on in and buy a book.

*Puts up sign
Workers wanted:
Rune Translator
Test Dummy (someone we can test spells on)
Spell Inventor
Writer
Publisher (to turn a stack of papers into a book)
Security (In need of several)
Someone who will wear a Chicken Suit*

*Puts up sign
Dark Spellbooks: Northern Wing (Restricted to those who have a clean record with the law)
Transfiguration Spellbooks: West Wing
Charms Spellbooks: East Wing
Defence Against The Dark Arts Spellbooks: Main Lobby
Please note that the Dark Spellbooks are guarded by Security Trolls, Whoever Signs up for Security, and hundreds of other terrors (Including Hungarian Horntails).*

*Puts up sign
This shop is not responsible for any injuries that might occur from using spells obtained from this shop*

Please enjoy shopping at Super Spell-Books.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Thursday 19 June 2008 8:47:11pm 
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Location: No idea, all I know is that there are a LOT of felt-tipped pens...
i can be a rune translater!


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Friday 20 June 2008 4:19:33am 
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Alright then. Let's see... Ah, yes. There are some books I recovered from an ancient Pyramid in South America (yes, they have pyramids there). First, see if they are written in ancient rune text. Second, decipher it. If there are any spells, jot them down on a piece of parchment.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Friday 20 June 2008 9:21:48am 
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I can be spell-inventor !!!

Wha spell would you like ? Deadly, joke, permanent, or temporary ?


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Friday 20 June 2008 2:20:45pm 
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Doesn't deadly fall under the permanent category? I mean, when you die, it's normally permanent, correct me if I'm mistaken.

Anyway, you got the job. Mainly, just garble up some words, jot'em down, and when we get a test dummy, you'll try them to see if they work, and what they do.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Friday 20 June 2008 11:39:04pm 
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*takes books and retires to study to translate them*


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Saturday 21 June 2008 3:31:25am 
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I'll be test dummy ! So the spells I invent I will pay the pric for if somethings goes wrong, how does that sound ??


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Saturday 21 June 2008 9:45:57am 
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Sure. Here! *Hands Riley a contract stating that Salemboy, or whoever invents the spell used, is not under legal ramifications should the spells have unfavorable (to put it nicely) effects.* Sign this, then we can get to work.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Saturday 21 June 2008 2:22:54pm 
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*Signs contract with a false name*

Now, * Waves wand and shouts 'Komus!' and my head turns into a giant acorn*


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Saturday 21 June 2008 6:21:10pm 
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Ahem. You just broke a federal law. Signing with a false persona. You are no longer permitted to work at this shop, and may not shop in the dark spellbooks section.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Sunday 22 June 2008 3:35:41am 
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Who said; John Fobslather , isn't my real name ?

huh huh huh !!


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Sunday 22 June 2008 5:50:39am 
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Says the fact that you told us that you signed with a false name.

huh huh huh to you too!


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Sunday 22 June 2008 6:15:51am 
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No I signed the contract with my name, and how would you know my real name?

huh huh huh !


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Sunday 22 June 2008 10:21:34am 
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BECAUSE YOU TOLD US IT WAS YOUR FALSE NAME!!!!!!!!!! :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Super Spell-Books
PostPosted: Sunday 22 June 2008 12:58:10pm 
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My name is "False name!"

So I signed it with, "False Name" Which is my real name !!!!


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