Azkaban

[salemboy]

I'm not sure if this goes in Zonko's or here, so I'll just keep it here. Well, every HP fan knows what Azkaban is. So, ahem, first, since Dementor's are no longer guards at Azkaban, I'll need security guards. Also, I'll need prisoners. So, ahem, as soon as we get a guard, I need for the guard to bring in *Riley*, who signed a false name to a contract in Super Spell-Books shop.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

can i be the overly cheerful person who looks small and timid but can really kick butt?

[*Riley*]

You can't me go anywhere !

*Apparates to pub when Salem reaches for ear*

[salemboy]

Fawkes, you got the job. Riley, get back here and serve your five seconds in Azkaban!!!

[*Riley*]

Make me !!

I'll make bargain with you, if you do 10 weeks in Azkaban then I'll do 5 seconds, deal ??

[salemboy]

Uhhhhh, how about you serve ten seconds and you are no longer fired from Super Spellbooks?

[*Riley*]

Deal !!

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[salemboy]

And welcome back to Super Spellbooks.

[*Riley*]

*Peers out from behind bars*

*Teases* Dementors, I'm fresh !

[salemboy]

Don't tease the dementors, Riley. If I recall, you have to spend ten days in there with them. *Throws Riley in a the same cell as the dementors he'd just been teasing.*

[*Riley*]

*Starts playing hop-scotch with dementors*

You were saying Salem ?

[salemboy]

I was saying move over. I just got charged with animal cruelty for dropping a duck off of a shop. *Locks himself in the cell and swallows key.* I'm allowed out the next time I go Number 2.