Can You Answer Any Of These Questions?

[Wedge]

lmao ... heh... they're good.

[Un'Anima Persa]

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Well,

The first time you get scared half to death, you have half you life, right?

ok, then you get scared half to death again... so its half of a half... which is like,... a fourth. Then you get scared half to death again, so i guess nothing really happens, except you might get really weak and you might scare a bit easier. Yuo wouldnt die, though, as youd just be reducing the remainder of the previous scare by 1/2!

(yeah, i'm bored a lot...)

[Asphodel]

13. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? -I dont really know what TEFLON is.....and it comes in a pan?

This stickines comes only with TEFLON! The world will one day be ruled by NOLFET!!

[Phoenix in the Ashes]

17. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're still ahead?"

A quitter that regrets winning!

[Asphodel]

10. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands
with soap?

Do they even have swear words in sign language? They'll probably just spell it out, but since we don't have our mouths washed with soap, would hands be much different. Generally swearing is an on-the-spot kind of thing. The kid would have to carefully spell out the word, in which case they would be purposefully swearing. Yeah, I'm bored