We came up with these in Gryffindor:
Newbies, when you join the notorious Hogwarts party animals that are Gryffindor house, you've got a long tradition of gettin' down to uphold. Now tuck out that shirt.
Gryffindor, the house of bravery and courage...
and not forgetting the parties and mischevious acts happening all over the common room. Join us and you'll never be bored...Live up to the important Gryffindor reputation, whilst having a good time and enjoying life, put down the Slytherins be more ambitious and more cunning, outsmart the Ravenclaws, and keep being loyal to the ones we love...Be better than the rest...
JOIN GRYFFINDOR!!!
I think we've established that Gryffindor isn't just the best...we totally rock!!!
i agreeeeeeeeee
we are the bravest
the smartest
the.....
we rock
i agreeeeeeeeee
we are the bravest
the smartest
the.....
we rock
Brave, smart, witty, smart, ... umm... smart!
We deffinitely are smart. We probably are brave although we can't really test our braveness here.
I'd say we're brave!!
'm brave!*buzz* *sceam* It's a bee! It's a bee! Get it away! * starts to run around in circles, arms waving about my head* ( By the way I wouldn't have actrully do that!)
Join us! Newbies! We have pet Griffin named Jorn a trampouline a phscologist a bar that serves anything even snow and there are constant .... PARTIES!
Yeah! It's cool being in Gryffindor.
also an other cool thing about Griffindor is that you can hang out with all of us AND Spotty!
Yeah, there is leopard Spotty, Emsful... Not sure what he is, Mascot Jorn who eats cookies and cute little dragon. He is not dangerous at all because we always keep an eye on him!
Alex is more dangerous when it comes to burning stuff than the dragon! Plus, we have Frank the Flying Desk Lamp! And Minion vs. Desk Lamp Snowball fights! I'm going to go make that topic now!
Thanks to Alexandra, Simatra, Scarlet Lioness, and Chimera! ....And ME!
Forgot to add another option
( If anyone gets that, tell me!)
Plus we have chocolate cake. 
