Weird Anwsering machines
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Weird Anwsering machines
by Wilwizard » Wednesday 19 February 2003 2:19:30am
The one board has a thread like this thats just about lotr i thought we could make a general one here.
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by Hermione » Wednesday 19 February 2003 2:40:27pm
Huh? Forgive my ignorance, but what do answering machines have to do with LOTR?
If you like LOTR, though, go to http://www.barrowdowns.com
If you like LOTR, though, go to http://www.barrowdowns.com
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by ElvenMist » Wednesday 19 February 2003 11:10:38pm
Is that the site with the name generator? If it is, I've found my names! Heh heh heh. That doesn't mean I can pronounce them though... *cough*
yes, what does it have to do with LotR?
but did you know, phones are a conspiracy? they listen in to your conversations and could easily be reporting them to their masters... eh-heh. i have cracked upon their little scheme! *maniac laugh*
yes, what does it have to do with LotR?
but did you know, phones are a conspiracy? they listen in to your conversations and could easily be reporting them to their masters... eh-heh. i have cracked upon their little scheme! *maniac laugh*
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by azn wizard » Thursday 20 February 2003 7:29:48am
pplz now dayz can tap & monitor everyting....freaky...*shivers*
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by Hermione » Thursday 20 February 2003 2:36:57pm
Oh horror! Chat abbreviations! What is the world coming to? You could use proper English, couldn't you?
I think that's the best way to honor J.K. Rowling, to write in the language that she wrote our favorite books in.
I think that's the best way to honor J.K. Rowling, to write in the language that she wrote our favorite books in.
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by ElvenMist » Thursday 20 February 2003 4:46:38pm
French? But... but I'm only in 3rd year french. i mean... je suis en francais trois. oui... :/ je ne fluent pas. lol... er wait, it's probably not 'lol' in french... hmmm... *thinks*
anyways, what's this thread about anyways- the answerign machines part, i mean? ...........................................
oh, i've heard that if you say "die" enough times into the phone, people will listen to your converstaion... heh heh heh... no one will stop my polt for world domination!!! muahahaha... i mean... *cough*
anyways, what's this thread about anyways- the answerign machines part, i mean? ...........................................
oh, i've heard that if you say "die" enough times into the phone, people will listen to your converstaion... heh heh heh... no one will stop my polt for world domination!!! muahahaha... i mean... *cough*
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by Scellanis » Thursday 20 February 2003 5:17:32pm
ok....for example...lotr answering machine messages from ringbearer.org
(Glorfindel): "Greetings, you've reached Glorfindel of Rivendell. I'm probably home, out of work, and sitting in my forest-view room throwing darts at a blown-up photo of 'Arwen' at the Ford. If this is Peter Jackson, I'm more than willing to show up with the other elves at Helm's Deep. The Pelannor? The Grey Havens, at least?! If this is Arwen, get your big feet out of the Bruinen and give me back my horse!"
(Sauron):"Yeah, this is Sauron, famous Maiar gone bad. I cannot take your call right now as I'm very busy plotting the downfall of Middle Earth. State your buissness at the sound of the scream, or press 9 to reach the Nazgul. If this is 'the Mouth', don't forget to bring me a very large bottle of Visine upon your return."
(Gimli):"You've reached Gimli the dwarf. Due to a hasty, likely regrettable promise, I'm busy packing as tommorow I leave to go trapsing through Fangorn forest with Legolas. If I do not return, I leave my axe collection to my friends at Aglarond, and my most prized possession-Galadriels lock of hair- is to be given it's own shrine there. If this is Treebeard, PLEASE stop with the prank calls. If I hear one more chant of " the eyes, beware of the eyes!", and Quickbeam snickering in the background- I'M NOT GOING!"
(Gandalf):"You've reached Gandalf the Grey. To schedule a fireworks show please press one. For your free psychic reading, press two. For today's nugget of wizardly wizdom, please press three. If you are Evil or a Minion of Evil please press four. If you are a dwarf with troublesome Elf fixations, please press five. If you would like to be King of Gondor, press six. If you are currently in possession of an All-Powerful ring that could destroy all of Middle-Earth, please press seven. If you are a hobbit in need of a bit of fancying, please stay on the line and the operator will assist you shortly."
(Strider): "You've reached Aragorn, Heir of Isildur, also known as Strider, Elessar, 1st King of the Reunited Kingdom, Thengal of Rohan, Elfstone, Telcontar, The Renewer, Longshanks, Ecthelion of Gondor, Wing-foot, Sweetche----BEEP-----
(The Witch King):"You've reached the Witch-King, Lord of the Nazgul. If you have any information regarding 'Shire' or 'Baggins' please leave your name, your whereabouts, greatest fear and a brief message, and I'll be there promptly. Unless you're a woman. If you're a woman take me off your phone list and stop calling!"
ok...now its your turn...create some harry potter ones....
(Glorfindel): "Greetings, you've reached Glorfindel of Rivendell. I'm probably home, out of work, and sitting in my forest-view room throwing darts at a blown-up photo of 'Arwen' at the Ford. If this is Peter Jackson, I'm more than willing to show up with the other elves at Helm's Deep. The Pelannor? The Grey Havens, at least?! If this is Arwen, get your big feet out of the Bruinen and give me back my horse!"
(Sauron):"Yeah, this is Sauron, famous Maiar gone bad. I cannot take your call right now as I'm very busy plotting the downfall of Middle Earth. State your buissness at the sound of the scream, or press 9 to reach the Nazgul. If this is 'the Mouth', don't forget to bring me a very large bottle of Visine upon your return."
(Gimli):"You've reached Gimli the dwarf. Due to a hasty, likely regrettable promise, I'm busy packing as tommorow I leave to go trapsing through Fangorn forest with Legolas. If I do not return, I leave my axe collection to my friends at Aglarond, and my most prized possession-Galadriels lock of hair- is to be given it's own shrine there. If this is Treebeard, PLEASE stop with the prank calls. If I hear one more chant of " the eyes, beware of the eyes!", and Quickbeam snickering in the background- I'M NOT GOING!"
(Gandalf):"You've reached Gandalf the Grey. To schedule a fireworks show please press one. For your free psychic reading, press two. For today's nugget of wizardly wizdom, please press three. If you are Evil or a Minion of Evil please press four. If you are a dwarf with troublesome Elf fixations, please press five. If you would like to be King of Gondor, press six. If you are currently in possession of an All-Powerful ring that could destroy all of Middle-Earth, please press seven. If you are a hobbit in need of a bit of fancying, please stay on the line and the operator will assist you shortly."
(Strider): "You've reached Aragorn, Heir of Isildur, also known as Strider, Elessar, 1st King of the Reunited Kingdom, Thengal of Rohan, Elfstone, Telcontar, The Renewer, Longshanks, Ecthelion of Gondor, Wing-foot, Sweetche----BEEP-----
(The Witch King):"You've reached the Witch-King, Lord of the Nazgul. If you have any information regarding 'Shire' or 'Baggins' please leave your name, your whereabouts, greatest fear and a brief message, and I'll be there promptly. Unless you're a woman. If you're a woman take me off your phone list and stop calling!"
ok...now its your turn...create some harry potter ones....
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by ElvenMist » Thursday 20 February 2003 5:28:10pm
ROFL!!! those have GOT to be THE most hilarious things EVER!!!! muahahahaaaaa!!!
oh, but i don't think i'm very talented with things liek that... but i'll give it a go. i think lotr is so much easier to do that for, than HP because we know so much more about the characters (ie: the series is finished. lol)
(Trelawney) Good evenening... you've reached the phone of Professor Trelawney. I'm probably experiencign a mystic experience right now, which is why I can't come to the phone. Don't bother to leave a message, the Sight allows me to not need an answering machine. Thank you, enjoy your day...
oh, i can't do this!!! *bangs head* i'll just read other peoples'...
oh, but i don't think i'm very talented with things liek that... but i'll give it a go. i think lotr is so much easier to do that for, than HP because we know so much more about the characters (ie: the series is finished. lol)
(Trelawney) Good evenening... you've reached the phone of Professor Trelawney. I'm probably experiencign a mystic experience right now, which is why I can't come to the phone. Don't bother to leave a message, the Sight allows me to not need an answering machine. Thank you, enjoy your day...
oh, i can't do this!!! *bangs head* i'll just read other peoples'...
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by RavenEye » Thursday 20 February 2003 11:15:42pm
Sauron: Sauron here. I'm probably too busy blinking my eye on unsuspecting hobbits. If this is Saruman, please stop calling, I already said I don't need my hair braided. Please leave a message at the sound of the blink. Did that make sense? What do you think? How about 'leave a message at the sound of the nazgul? Does that sound ok? Ok, what about this - :beeeeeep:
Oh darn. I talk too much.
Oh darn. I talk too much.
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by ElvenMist » Thursday 20 February 2003 11:29:46pm
lol! that's great! i think i'll make a lotr one!... but not now, we have relatives over *makes face* god i hate relatives!!! *stabs the air*
grr.... oh, btw, all you lotr- fans, have you read the Very Secret Diaries? omg if you haven't... you MUST!!! *dances around* they are THE funnies thing ever!!!
grr.... oh, btw, all you lotr- fans, have you read the Very Secret Diaries? omg if you haven't... you MUST!!! *dances around* they are THE funnies thing ever!!!
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