HP Songs

[Marcus Baker]

Found this on the net, hope you enjoy!

Lose Your Wand
Based Upon: Lose Yourself - Eminem

[spoken]:
Look, If you had
One Scar, One opportunity.
This is everything you ever wanted (To kill Voldemort! HA!)

[rap]:
His scar is hurting,
voldemort near, spells he's blurting
there's blood on his robes already, Basilisk named Betty
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready to cast spells
but he keeps on forgetting what spell to do,
his mom's screams go through his head
he opens his mouth but the spells wont come out
he's choking now, voldemort is joking now,
times run out, his dream is over, BLOW!
Snap back to reality,
Oh! He's in his four post-er!
His scar is burning bad!
he wants to go tell Ron!
he's so sad, so he wont
give up that easy, no.
he wont have it he knows
he will kill voldemort,
it dont matter, he's toast.
he knows that, but knows most
that Voldie' cant come close
cuz he is at hogwarts.
back to your class again, yo
better get to class or Snape's gonna be mad at you

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

Hedwig's escaping, in the hole that is gaping
the letter is mine for the taking, let me read!
From Sirius, so delirious
he says his life is boring, an Animagi!
Its close to quidditch time,
and he needs to go
be a seeker and win some more games
OH NO! Chambers open.
Cant believe that they took Ginny!
But the magic goes on,
da da dum, da da da da

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

No more games, he's gonna change what you call magic,
to kill mean old voldemort, ooh how tragic!
he was learning in the beginning, then wizarding changed,
when he went to hogwarts and people called him names.
but he kept learning and learned a lot of spells,
made enemies wit' Malfoy, proved he was better as well
Draco got him mad, he was meltin',
but there's no movie if there's no Tom Felton,
This is Harry's life and these times are so dark, and its getting even darker,
trying to defeat voldemort,
plus, being haunted by that night with his Mom and father
too much for him to want to stay in one spot,
too many dark wizards, he's got to formulate a plot or end up in hevan.
Success is his only stinkin' option, death is not.
Sorry Harry but I have got to go,
I cannot grow old writing songs.
So here he goes there's his shot,
wizard or not
this may be the only opportunity he got

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

You can kill anyone you set your mind to, man.

[Marcus Baker]

Heres another one:
Quidditch Boi
Based on Avaril Lavinge's Skater Boy

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He played Quidditch, she studied hard,
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell,
But secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends, they stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Quidditch robes


He was a quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She didn't like his low grades
Her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth...


5 years from now, she sits at home
She's doing her work she is all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she sees
Quidditch boy rocking up QTV
She called up her friends, they already know
They've all got tickets to see his game
She tags along, looks up from the crowd,
Stared up at the boy she turned down...


He was a Quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Just blocking those chaser balls
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?


Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck Oliver's mine now
We are more than just good friends
That is how this story ends
It's too bad you couldn't see
See the star that boy could be
There is more than meets the brain
I see the star that is inside


He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard
And how Quidditch rocks our world...


I'm with the Quidditch boy,
I said see ya later boy,
I'll be on the field after the game
We'll go to the studio, I'll sing the song I wrote
About a girl you used to know

[Marcus Baker]

Here another one

Tom will shock you
Sung to We will Rock you by Queen

Riddle, you’re a boy, go to Hogwarts
Study in the school, gonna be a great wizard some day
Got your muggle dad’s face
You big disgrace
Castin’ your spells all over the place

Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!’

Riddle, you’re a young man, bad man
Got a new name, gonna take on the world some day
Opened Slytherin’s place
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your wand all over the place

‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’

Riddle, you’re an old man, weak man
Killing for some life, gonna cheat even death some day
You ain’t got no face
You big disgrace
A baby went and put you back into your place

‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Everybody
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Alright!

[littlelib]

Great songs!!!

I'd heard the quidditch boi one before but i hadnt hear the others. They are good - espec. the tom will shock you one!

[HuffleDuck]

WEird i have never heard any of these songs before

[AccioNiffler]

I;ve heard the Skater Boi one before too, it's funny I like the other two as well though, I'm sure if someone looked there would be even more than these ones

[Lolita Banana]

I was at music camp about a month and a half ago. My choir director likes to write paradys. It was the day before OoTP came out and he was in the spirit because when PS came out he wrote a song. He had like um chucks under it it was like Ha rry potter......Ha rry potter ha rry Potter....and the philosophers stone. It was so cute. I'm sorry i can't describe it to you better with words but it made me laugh

[Barry Trotter]

i love the tom will shock you one best
thats great!!

lets find some more!

[Dink Meeker]

Excellent stuff Marcus:

Great topic too... Let's get some more posted here.