The most stupid thing you have ever done

[Krum]

well?Anything?If you were ever drunk or just stupid(and if you remember it?)Things from the wild youth

[fierce]

once i got really drunk when i went out with friends after an office party, and on the way to the cab rank i decided to get a water to try & sober up so i could walk straight . so i got a cup of water from hungry jacks. I had to walk through the foyer of a swanky hotel to get to the cab rank (because it joined onto the central train station). as i walked through the hotel, there were loads of people sitting in the dining room (why, at 2am there would be loads of people there i can't imagine) and all of a sudden i dropped the cup i was holding, and cold water & ice poured all over my clothes and the floor, and everyone was staring at me....

i was really dressed up too, ya know. i'm a bit oblivious to things when i'm drunk

[Scellanis]

hmm...not sure really...but id say, morning after a Halloween party in second year when I went to the maths lecture in the chemistry building...when I got up to leave and got to the door, I could not figure out what to do with it and walked into it i beleive.....some random bloke behind me had to open it for me so i got out of the lecture theater and there is a double set of doors to get out of the building...yes, somebody had to open those for me too....by the time i got back to Hall I had remembered what to do with doors again....*giggles*

I walk into doors alot but thats my worst I think.....



Edited to change night into morning

[Won Wheezy]

Hehe, too many things - honestly. One of my fond memories:
I was on a sort of practical training week with my class and two teachers. At Wednesday afternoon we had time off to do whatever. Most of us went swimming or shopping to Graz. It would be open dinner buffet from 6 till 9 so everybody could come home when they fancied it.
However, my friend Ines and me didn't really fancy any of that, so we decided to stay in and have a laugh. It started off very innocently , by playing the guitar and singing and chatting, until we remembered that bottle of Vodka, that was supposed to be for the evening - hehe!
You can imagine: 2 girls, 1 bottle of Vodka and some orange juice! We got utterly p***d at 5 in the afternoon and then got hungry and went down for dinner about 6:30. Well, what else to expect than our teachers having dinner at exactly the same time - god was that embarrassing! We couldn't stop laughing and I started eating horse radish (really hot stuff too!) with a spoon! Worst thing was, the moment we did it we knew that the next day would be really embarrassing, but we couldn't stop being silly. Well, nobody really mentioned it but I got big grins from those teachers the rest of the week.
We've been known as the Vodka girls since then, although I haven't touched that stuff for ages after that!

[Female_alien]

I'm pretty clumsy so I have many embarassing situations . But sice I don't drink (how can you stand the smell, and it doesn't even taste good) I don't have anything special this topic would like me to say.

[Scellanis]

*blinks*

wait, did i say night after....i meant morning after...you dont get lectures in the evening...silly kimmy....can someone edit that please

Done

[Gwared]

Hmm lots of times (I stripped the last time on holiday ...it was a game!), I have two particuarly memorable ones from university:

Firstly; I went to the history xmas ball with my housemate and her friends. I had bought a brand-new pair of trousers specially for this wonderous occasion. We had all drunk a little bit before we got there so we sat down in this big posh hall in this big posh hotel and ate our christmas dinner whilst drinking the complementary wine. I then proceded to make a wine glass stack the results of which I don't remember. Then I remember no more....I woke up the next morning and my shirt was hung up fully-buttoned up with tie still round collar (how I took it off I've no idea)...my brand-new trousers however were shredded. Turns out I'd walked out've the hotel, straight across the road into one of those urban flower-pot things full of thorny bushes. I was too drunk to get out and nobody could get in to help me.

Secondly; I graduated!!! Yey for me! The day of my last exam, we went to the bar to celebrate...I spent over £50 on drinks for myself (and this was not an expensive bar)..before we left to get dinner, needless to say I do not remember dinner (I had a milkshake with it apparently!) and I got a little better aquainted with the waitress than I should of . Then my friends decided to play pool, not sure of the reasons but perhaps it was because of my state they thought they had a chance at beating me (I almost always win). So I joined them...now I started to sober up here at about 8pm so I have some memory. I remember breaking in one game and the white going off the table, but apparently I was looking for it on someone else's pool table (never good!). But...just to make life even better for my friends I still won against both of them despite not being able to focus, stand up straight or hold my cue! Needless to say they weren't happy!

My friend has the best stories...he once fell between a train and the platform on one of the "Mind the Gap" platforms. He also always get referenced to by my parents as the guy who threw-up on my 18th Birthday...even though that was almost 6 years ago!

[Won Wheezy]

Hehehe! Good stories everybody. I have a friend like that too Gwared, she threw up all over our carpet on my 18th birthday! Thank god I didn't have to clean it up, a couple of friends sacrificed themselves. They spent an hour identifying what the poor girl had eaten that evening! Apparently it was sth red mixed with crisps, cake, other sweets and wahed down with quite a bit of tequila.

Hey, this is turning into an alcoholics - thread!

[Sacred Guardian]

actually this was quite recently as in friday

me and my friend were down in the bahamas on spring break staying on the 10th floor of a hotel and we decided it would be fun to throw some fruit off the balcony. too bad we almost his someone, we got caught by security and almost got evicted. but we didn't, it was pretty funny

[Won Wheezy]

You're naughty, hehe! I used to do that as a kid, our house was in a pedestrian's zone and we always threw water bombs on the street when people walked by. Did get into trouble quite a few times, though!

[choki]

Does everyone do funny thing when they get drunk? Luckily for me, I don't drink (such a good girl)

Ok, this has nothing to do with getting drunk but plain craziness.
Me and a couple of friends booked a hotel room so that we can go there straight after our prom that ended around 1,2 am. So there is one huge bed and too much people (and most of us didn't intend to sleep at all). So we carried the thick blankets and went out to the balcony to chit chat and blah blah blah. One of my friends suddenly screamed out and pointed the direction toward the sky. We were all terrified (we all thought it was a flying head or something ) and it turns out to be a friend from the other room who sticked his head out to see who was making a racket
That's not all...while we were out in the balcony, there was a sudden downpour...we were all drenched because there were too many of us and only one sliding door

[Krum]

I don't drink but almost all of my friend drink and i guess i'm the one who has to remember all their stupidyties .Once, me and a friend(qute drunk, actually)were stopped by a cop.he noticed my pal was drunk and sent him cuffed into the car
While he was questioning me, my friend somehow crawled to the driver's seat and started the car!!He yelled and drove round and round then he hit the car into the wall of a building .
Or there was the time, a friend got SERIOUSLY drunk and thought his female dog was qute pretty and...well...got stuck, sort of.The poor dog .I had nightmares all week

PS:Don't you just see something misterious in the flame-i'm a pyromancer n i do very silly stuff myself-i make my own gas grenades and explosives(very small ones)...i once took a container of aspirin(you know-the cylindric ones),i left ony one pill and filled it with water.Then ik closed the container and threw it out of a window 17 storey high-it ehploded quite nice

PPS: no animals, children or old people were harmed in my young years(except myself )

[Phinea Rogue]

Krum, the firestarter!

As for me, I've never got drunk. I do drink alcohol (vodka mostly), but never too much, but once when I was ill and had some really strong pills to take, I mixed them with alcohol. It was only wine, but... You can imagine. And the worst thing was that although I felt really bad, I could remember everything! And my brilliant boyfriend (now ex) just left me like that alone, lying on a bed, everything was spinning around me. Okay, that wasn't that funny...

Or when we (Slovakia) won the ice-hockey championship, I guess the whole country got drunk and my dear sister put Becherovka into my wine and then laughed the next day how I was sitting on the floor (cooling myself) and throwing away wet towels.

[Violet]

hmm... embarrassing stories, i have so many!

The most recent was when i was at uni last term and cause all my flat mates were pretty poor we decided to have a few bottles of wine at home before we went out. Well the wine lead onto vodka and we were all quite meery to put it lightly, we proceeded to go out to the bar where we discovered there was karaoke going on. I managed to make my way up to the microphone along with my friend where we fell over, knocking the microphone to the floor and tripping over a wire pulling most of the equipment off the table. It's fair to say that i've never quite lived that one down!

[Scellanis]

lol, well I did something rather stupid this morning...totally sober...yes...it was doors again...

there is this really heavy set of double doors in physics and when i went through to go to the lecture i already got issues with them because someone let go of the door i wasnt walking through and it hit me on the shoulder...heavy....not that painful though, i survived to get the take home test, coming back we met a lot of people at that door, i went through the door that hit me early (clearly its quite moody today) and held it for a while but noone took it clearly as when i let go of this heavy door it promptly swung back on some poor guy's hand and swished it into the other half of the set of doors.....he said he was fine though... d'oh!! I can't beleive I did that, I'm so bad....not looking forward to when we both go to the lecture on thursday...might just hide under the seat to take notes...poor guy