Well we were doing a potry unit in 9th grade, and I created these HP limericks. Like?
A love potion George did make
He fed it to Trelawney
Inside a piece of cake
She followed Snape around all night
Oh what horrible notions!
Dumbledore sat in his chair
eating a lemon drop
When Minerva came in
Dragging the twins
Who had given her blue and green hair!
There once was a boy named Tom Riddle
who studied the Dark Arts it's true
But to everyone else he was a good little boy
Who looked simply scrumptious in blue!
A valentine to Harry from Voldie
Stinkweed is brown
Poison Ivy is red
Oh Harry Potter
I wish you were dead
Hermione Granger was very smart
Although Witch Weekly called her a tart.
Who does she like, Victor Krum or Harry?
But we all know it's Ron she's going to marry.
Try and do one guys, you seem to be very talented.
