Broomsticks And Owls

795 kiss hermione potter first..


hermione potter: pm me

I think that should be 789...

1) If you even touch my girlfriend, I will find you, and kill you with my bare hands...

2) How the heck can you people start a kissing war, This was my actual promise to my girlfriend, nothing else. How did it develop into this? And now Hermione Potter is complaining to me about this... so please stop

3) Riv, Hermione is like 27; you're all of what, 16? Not only is that creepy, it's illegal

794: Keep my promise to Hermione Potter and put a stop to the kissing war... and keep Siana away from my woman

793: muwhahahaha, my evil is spreading, today i have mistress siana's kitchen and hagger's school. tomorrrow ... dorkwad's bedroom painted all pink and frilly!!! muwhahaha!!!! i have the power of fear in a tin of paint....

792: make mistress siana my right hand man. yes, follow me and you will be my loyal band of Paint Agents (PA's). you will have to power to paint if you follow me. rise females and inflict the curse of pink upon the oppressors of our gender!!! muwhahahah!!!!!

791: return the favour of evil to mistress siana, can i help you incriminate bush too? great idea about the magazine. pure scheming genius. we would make a good team....

790: end the threat of the kissing war by spreading round incurable diseases. (while I remain disease free, the rest of the world apart from stuart townsend will be diseased. stuart will only have one option*sigh* it will be a hard burden to bear....*grabs stuart townsend and kisses him passionatly*)

789. Continue reading book 5 despite lack of time

787. Call my sis and congratulate her with her graduation today, since I'm going to miss it

786. Start working, because my coworkers are starting to suspect that I just can not be sitting here smiling at my work '>___>

785. Say "hi" to Hermione Potter, i love when non-teens join the forum (no offence to you guys lol ) Hi and Welcome!!!

784. Lock thestral in the dungeon for trying to bathe chicken in a boiling water

oh-oh...i numbered them wrong o_o'

um.... I will be leaving now... o_o; very very quickly... o.o'

*runs for her life*

x_x;

783: Miss my school
782: Sulk because it is over
781: Start my summer "to do" list
780: kill my friend b/c she went to europe w/o me
779: hire guards to stand over my bedroom and attack anyone with pink paint


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*counts then recounts* Okay, I think we're on #774...

And before I begin, let me say, I didn't realize this thread was going to quite go the way it did in the last few posts...oh dear. And YES, I am older than dirt compared to most of you. Now, that THAT is out of the way...

778: Say "thank you" to Tanuki for being a good friend...you're a good guy, no matter how gruff you may seem to others! *hug*
777: Tell Rivfan that while I'm flattered and slightly embarrassed , Tanuki's right...I am too old for you.
776: Hide with Mint if I scr*w up the numbers! Thanks for the welcome!!
775: Keep counting the days until HP #6...whoo-hoo!
774: Catch up on some much needed sleep.
773: Pick a house to join at BaO, for gosh sakes!
772: Deliberate just who is the Half-Blood Prince...Dumbledore, Snape, Hagrid, Draco, Dudley, one of Mrs. Figg's cats, etc.
771: Smile at all the posts on this thread...yay!

770: Get some more New Zealanders to the site...so they can join so there will be more than only 4 of us!!!

779: Figure out a name for my self on the site...any ideas???

778: Enjoy my relaxing weekend with no homework!!!!

777: Go to my friends PARTY!!! (I'm dying for one...)

776: Not eat too much junk food or else I'll put on the 9kg (i have no idea how many pounds that is???) I just lost...Yipee for me!!!

775: Pre order my copy of HBP!!!!

for 765: I meant figure out a name for myself instead of 'Fully Qualified Wizard'...Any ideas???

damn, tanuki posted at same time as me, i'll sic mistress siana on you...

mint i was just petting the nice chicken and who says the pot was full of boiling water? i just was giving it a bath,in lukewarm water. oh did you see the news there was someone who flew over to africa just to give those poor people all this food. they all looked very full and satisfied with their food....

and dorkwad, you're mourning the end of school?! are you crazy. i've finished school for good now and am so happy (until i have to do my exams.. . )

anyway,

774: figure out how to actually change the 'fully qualified wizard' name thing.i don't know where you change it. i'm really stupid aren't I?

773: yikes! i'm gonna miss my bus!. gotta run. quickly. damn i always do this!!! i can never be on time, grrrr

Aaaaagh!

You people drive me insane.

Someone messed up on page 1, so I edited every post from then on to put us right, and in doing so, I realized that someone on page two skipped, like, ten numbers and nobody else had noticed. Finally, when I was working my way towards the end, I noticed another mistake on page 1. Either I missed that the first time around, or I accedently created it. Either way, I'm sure not going all the way back to fix it a second time. So I just made sure to make someby skip a number so that we were correct again.

772: Teach BaO how to count

Well, personally, I think that a lot of more wars should be fought with kisses rather than with weapons. I wish the gentlemen Bush, Blair and Hussein had given it some consideration

The Attack of the Kissers...begun, it has



Just pm Paul, he'll change it. But it might take some time. Btw, I'm always late, too; I guess we'll have to do something about that or we'll be late for world domination.

771: Get to watch the old Star Wars trilogy once more
770: Start learning surfing on sunday
769: Ask someone to lend me money for the uni party because I'm so broke.
768: Prepare for legal philosophy exam
767: Enjoy summer!

I counted, and i think we're on 752... so

752: Count the numbers and post again, fixing them

789-784 should be 789-785
783-779 should be 784-788
778-771 should be 777-770
775-770 should be 769-764
774-773 should be 763-762
772 should be 761
771-767 should be 760-756
and 752 should be 755