Broomsticks And Owls

by **Q.Araignee** » Saturday 10 February 2007 2:47:55pm

I think the Penguins either came to see her, or they're living somewhere in the shop. Perhaps her locker?

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Saturday 10 February 2007 4:31:42pm

That can't be healthy for the penguins and her. And I think that it might be a health code violation to make out with penguins in a food shop. :-?

by **Q.Araignee** » Saturday 10 February 2007 4:50:35pm

...I don't think she's actually making out with the Penguins- if she is, I'll have to have a serious talk with her. I will not allow anything to tarnish the reputation of this shop. *Coughs discreetly behind her hand and hurries back to her project*

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Saturday 10 February 2007 6:53:34pm

Penguins! We have work to do!*Dunks more fruit*

by **DucksRMagical** » Sunday 11 February 2007 4:06:06am

Yes, we're all working very hard! *tastes more fruit* Yum! So good...

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Sunday 11 February 2007 7:00:34pm

for your information, i do not make out with my penguins! i was text-messenging them. *goes off to make more cakes*

by **youknowwho** » Sunday 11 February 2007 8:50:17pm

Can I be the bakery tester?!:welcome: I love cakes and bread and pastries and crousants and doughnuts and steak and chicklen and seafood and salad and patatos and penguin...
I'm also a gourmet and love tasting random food.

by **Q.Araignee** » Sunday 11 February 2007 10:30:00pm

Sure you can Y-K-W. You'll be held to the same terms as Duckie, if that's ok.

Oh, and you should all probably know that there are a few Dragons in my office- whatever you do, DO NOT GO WITHIN 5 METRES OF THAT ROOM! They are acquaintances of mine, and only respect me because I'm a Dungeon Master. To clarify:

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons- For Thou Art Crunchy, And Taste Good With Ketchup.

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Monday 12 February 2007 12:10:40am

[quote="youknowwho"]Can I be the bakery tester?!:welcome: I love cakes and bread and pastries and crousants and doughnuts and steak and chicklen and seafood and salad and patatos and penguin...
I'm also a gourmet and love tasting random food.[/quote/]
*comes back with a cake depicting a scene of ykw being chased by an angry mob of penguins, hands it to ykw* this is what i see in your future if you ever hurt penguins. i am pres. of the penguins and will make this scene come true if you ever do them any harm. same goes for all of you.

by **youknowwho** » Monday 12 February 2007 2:52:58am

Awesome! is this made with real penguin.

*digs ravenously into cake* delicious *in a refined and snobby accent* A fine blend of chocolate and vanilla with a hint of artificial penguin, in general a wonderful cake but no self respecting baker uses artificial penguin.

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Monday 12 February 2007 9:45:58pm

This is true. You have plenty of real penguin, so why not use that? :???:

And, Q, I have been talking with the dragons. I've always had a way with animals other than humans(I really do in "real-life",) too, and it seems to be the same with dragons. Now the smallest one won't stop licking my socks? I don't mind much, though! :razz:

*Reaches down to scratch the dragon behind the ears*What's this dragons name, anyway?*Begins to make strawberry, choclate, and plain butterbeer barrels with real butterbeer inside* :razz:

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Tuesday 13 February 2007 12:38:00am

i'm insulted, ykw. a way with animals? godric? *snorts and starts talking with the dragons with her mind*

by **Q.Araignee** » Tuesday 13 February 2007 1:22:41pm

*Smiles* Alright, I was kidding about the dragons eating you with ketchup. The one with you, Godric, is Jaeselle- she's an Antipodean Opaleye/Hebridean Black cross. The 10 elders, one of each species, are- in species alphabetical order: Adyca, Long Wei, Gwydion, Aaren, Kinga, Jedrzej, Askook, Danut, Irenka, and Apolonia. They can all mentally project their thoughts, and are rather partial to my Pasty Surprise. They're here to use my sound-proofed office as a conferance room- namely because it's one of the few rooms in the world large enough to hold them all around a table, while I walk behind them with refreshments and act as mediator.

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Tuesday 13 February 2007 10:09:50pm

Cool! Can I help? How old are Jaeselle and the others? *Looks at Jaeselle for a moment.* She says that she can never remember ages; even her own.

by **Q.Araignee** » Wednesday 14 February 2007 1:59:39pm

*Turns to look at Danut before speaking* She says that everyone can help bring in refreshments when asked, but would still prefer if only I attended the actual meetings. As for ages: Jaeselle is only about six months old, Adyca and Aaren are both 14, Long Wei is 15, Jedrzej is 27, Askook and Irenka are 31, Gwydion is 38, Kinga is 43, and Danut is 92. However, Adyca and Aaren have agreed that Jaeselle can stay out here for the rest of the meeting- she finds it very boring, and the only reason for her being in the room was that they weren't sure how you'd react to a baby dragon.

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