Wand Maker.

[*Riley*]

Decided to open my own wand shop. come in and buy buy buy ! Need a wood carver and an animal lover ( for wand cores of course ) I will be the shop manager, and If you wanna be
1. Wood carver.
2 Animal Extracter

Say so here !

[FawkesthePhoenix]

oooh! im good at making wands! i want a job! oooooh! pick me! pick me! i want to carve wood!

[*Riley*]

* Drum Roll* Fawkes You Are Now The Wood Carver In My Fantabulous Shop ! We will wait for other people to apply then we will get the business up and running !!! Well Done Fawkes..

[FawkesthePhoenix]

heehee.... now i get to work with knives.....

[*Riley*]

hey ! you can't have two jobs at once fawkes 1 you going to have too choose !!

[FawkesthePhoenix]

huh? what second job? im the wood carver, so i get to use knives. thats one job.

[*Riley*]

well what about the crazy things store you applied for that too and you got in.. if i am thinking right 1 and 1 equals two... haha joking..

[Simatra]

Vitual jobs are fun! I'm great with Anilmals! I can get your want cores!

[*Riley*]

Nah just joking fawkes ! sure simatra ... * goes out the back of store and comes back with pliers and a apron* now get to work ! mwahahahahaha !


lol

[salemboy]

I like Japan a lot. Now, Japan is a very crowded country, where about 94% of the land is almost completely inhospitable (in real life, it's actually 95%, but one percent is actually occupied by wizards). Muggles take up five percent of that leftover land, so the Japanese wizarding population, which is about the same as the muggle population (remember, this is all Salemboy fiction), is stuck in that small amount of 1% space. They need to store wands, but one wand per person takes up a great deal of space. So, here's my proposal: I will make a special type of wand that is about half length of the average wand to not take up so much space. You might be asking, "Why can't my earlier carver just do it?" The population of Japanese wizards is far larger than that of the British and American combined. I doubt he would be able to pick up the slack (no offense meant to Fawkes) just because of the sheer amount of wands that Fawkes would have to do. Do you accept this deal? In return for the carving of these wands, I require that I recruit my own team to collect cores for the wands. I hope you accept my proposal, because, well, Japan's running out of room (once again according to Salemboy fiction).

[*Riley*]

Umm.. So you wanna be what ???

Everything you write is about Japan !

Ok .. I'm starting the shop up...

*Puts sign on door and runs outside screaming sales*

[salemboy]

Everything I write is not about Japan. Only 10% of everything I write is about Japan. 89% of everything I write either has Japan directly in it, or makes a reference to it. I guess you're declining my offer, then. Oh well. I'll make my own.

[*Riley*]

You never made me an offer, all I saw was a great big chunk of text about Japan...

*Sighs* People these days..

[salemboy]

I did make an offer, amidst the text about Japan. But the offer's closed now, as I'm opening my own shop. One more thing too, kind of off topic, but still. What do you want the name of the Founders' RPG to be?

[*Riley*]

Ummm you choose cause I cannot think right now...

*Rushes outside and starts madly yacking away at a customer to be*

I'm firing everyone !!

Now, if you still want your job reapply, I need..


Animal cores .
Wand Carver.
Wand designer ( for the rich picky people )
Clumsy idiot for bigger and better turtle suit.
Salem Blower-uperer.