CLOAK SHOP ! ( and other fashionable items )

[*Riley*]

I'm making my very own cloak shop, so I need:

1 Cloak Designer
1 Model
1 Ugly Model ( To show how cloaks clash with other items )

And a very very insane person to imperio person into coming int my shop !


*Pins up a wanted sign*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

i can be an insane person!

[*Riley*]

Ok. Do you have everything you need ?

[FawkesthePhoenix]

umm.......... one minute. *leaves and comes back wearing a ballerina tutu, cowboy boots, an umbrella hat, and carrying a bag of random stuff* ok, now im ready.

[salemboy]

You are reading the words of your ugly model, no?

[*Riley*]

*Rushes out to see Salem harrassing employees*

Don't make me wrap you in an ugly cloak then you'll be the ugly model!

*Swipes at Salem with broom*

[salemboy]

*Fires Dung Bombs at Riley with an automatic turret* Take that!

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*pulls out mysterious box, opens it, and a swarm of butterflies come out* fight nicely!

[*Riley*]

*Waves wand and time freezes*

Ah that's better, no more killer butterflies.

*Carries FROZEN Salem out into the pub*

*Walks back and waves wand for anti-freeze*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*butterflies berate Riley for freezing them then gather on me*

[*Riley*]

Ok, can I please have a silk cloak with pink zebra strips and a fashionable pointed wizard hat with girraffe spots, ( preferably aqua spots, but teal will do )

[salemboy]

*Poses in window making rude gestures at Riley behind his back* Hmph, sheesh. You didn't have to freeze me. What're a few hundred dung bombs?

[*Riley*]

*Fires Salem out of cannon*

Ah peace and quiet..

Anyone here have a beige scarf I can dress the manican in oh and a teal side-hat would be great if you could manage. Now, for the manican..

*Dresses manican until all that's left of it is a pile of fashionable clothes...*

*Sigh* Clean up on aisle on, I repeat, clean up on aisle one !

[salemboy]

Clean up coming!!! *Takes all of the clothes in the pile and stuffs them over Riley's head.*

[*Riley*]

At last !! I have been waiting for somebody to dress me properly..

*Waddles over to counter and eventually collapses under the immense weight*