Wand Maker.

[*Riley*]

Ummm you choose cause I cannot think right now...

*Rushes outside and starts madly yacking away at a customer to be*

I'm firing everyone !!

Now, if you still want your job reapply, I need..


Animal cores .
Wand Carver.
Wand designer ( for the rich picky people )
Clumsy idiot for bigger and better turtle suit.
Salem Blower-uperer.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

animal core! pick me!

[*Riley*]

Yes Fawkes, you can be the careless plucker of poor animals.

*Hands Fawkes GIANT pair of Pliers and a prodder*

The prodders for the vicious ones..

"I need 10 tones of pheonix feathers!"

[salemboy]

Oh, oh! I'll be the Salem Blow-Upperer! *Stands in a barrel of gunpowder and lights a match*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

ew........ now theres a puddle of salem on the floor............ we'll need a janitor to mop that up.

[salemboy]

Once I get put back together, I'm on it!

[Susan Montez]

*applies* I'll be the Salem blower-uper....or you can make me the idiot in the turtle suit....LOL

[*Riley*]

Hmmm... *Checks Susan for any dangerous objects*
OK, your in ! The turtle suit is over there and also where is my supply of wand cores Fawkes ?
*Turns around to see Fawkes pulling hairs out of Susan's head*
Aha! These are your unicorn tail then ?

[FawkesthePhoenix]

no, these are for the phoenixes' nests as a peace offer. if they except it, i can take their tail feathers. i've already got the unicorn tail hairs *hands them over* *disapparates to phoenix dwelling places*

[*Riley*]

Ah, poor girl. She wont come back from that nest, she was starting to grow on me

*Happily dists shelf while humming*

[Susan Montez]

*puts turtle suit on* *stands outside casting spells into the air with her wand*

"Come one come all to the fabulous wand maker's store. Owner is *Riley*....Please stop by and check out how we make our wands....Thanks!," Susan says, as she continues to dance around like a turtle and repeating the advertisement.

((How's that.......))

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*73 boxes of phoenix feathers fall onto riley's head, with me inside one of them* got 'em! can't stay to chat, they want me over for tea! *disapparates*

[*Riley*]

*Collapses under the excessive weight*
Why I oughta!-
*Disapparates and follows Fawkes on a hot pursuit*
I'll get you, even if I have to fight the - oh no !, they're coming Arghh !
*Runs away from unicorns.*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*pats unicorn* thanks

[Susan Montez]

*continues to advertise for wands*

"This is boring...Why couldn't I be the Salem-Killer....Oh, Well....Get your hand made wands here!," Susan said to herself.