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Re: McWizards

Postby *Riley* » Saturday 19 July 2008 6:02:07am

*Breaks chains and rushes after Salem*
Anyone here who has a spare wand ? A frog ate mine !
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Re: McWizards

Postby Ms. Elsewhere » Saturday 19 July 2008 7:50:40am

"This doesn't look promising.........."
*looks over the counter with a worried expression*
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Re: McWizards

Postby *Riley* » Saturday 19 July 2008 10:05:52am

*Trips over Choki's foot*
Meep !
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Re: McWizards

Postby Ms. Elsewhere » Saturday 19 July 2008 11:47:51am

"I've always wanted to make my own dessert!"
*Jumps the counter and puts on an apron. Starts pouring icecream into a tub and rattles some mini m&m's into it then tries the machine that mixest them together. the machine, being magical, stands up, starts to wirrrr it's two prongs like fangs and tries to attack her. *

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I always knew my obsession with icecream would come back and bite me!!! Get off! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!"
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Re: McWizards

Postby *Riley* » Saturday 19 July 2008 11:55:15am

*Runs over to the screaming lady on the floor*

Umm, what are you talking about, the machine isn't even going ! :lol:
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Re: McWizards

Postby Ms. Elsewhere » Saturday 19 July 2008 12:17:03pm

*Realises she cracked her head while vaulting the counter and the ice cream machine actually had an "out of order" sign on it.*

"NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: McWizards

Postby *Riley* » Saturday 19 July 2008 12:19:27pm

*Backs away from the crazy lady, turns around, and sprints over to Choki*
Hide me !
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Re: McWizards

Postby Ms. Elsewhere » Saturday 19 July 2008 12:27:59pm

*Starts to foam at the mouth, turn green and tear at her clothing as she turns into what appears to be the incredible hulk, only a woman. Catches her breath and looks around. *

Hi! I'm here to promote the new toy for the McWizard Junior meal. It's from the new movie featuring the story of my life! It's called (copywright).

*Gathers some action figures from a box she had left beside the door. *

There's Fairy Fire, Giant James and me, Incredible Helen! The movie has made 1.5 million on it's first weekend! you've got to stock the toys. Oh, and I'll definately forgive u about the icecream thing if u do!

*Flashes her very white teeth on such a green face*
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Re: McWizards

Postby salemboy » Saturday 19 July 2008 5:32:30pm

Ummmmm. :???: :???: :???: :???: What the-? No, I'm not even going to ask. Also, female hulk is called She-Hulk.
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Re: McWizards

Postby choki » Sunday 20 July 2008 2:21:59pm

What is that giant green ogre doing in my kitchen! And you destroyed the ice cream maker!!!! Fine of 10000 galleons
*waves wand*
A huge invoice falls down on the green ogre
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Re: McWizards

Postby salemboy » Monday 21 July 2008 3:56:36am

Send her to Azkaban!!!
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Re: McWizards

Postby choki » Wednesday 23 July 2008 4:40:05am

Azkaban?!! :eek:
No no no... I don't want to go back there ever again!
*thinks about the rest of the McWizards staff*
Oh dear... the rest are still there
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Re: McWizards

Postby Ms. Elsewhere » Wednesday 23 July 2008 2:11:53pm

*'She-Hulk' takes out a pair of glasses and looks at the invoice.*

"You'll be hearing from my lawyers! I'm outa here!!!"

*Picks up box of action figures, goes to open the door and rips it off the hinges and exits McWizards. *
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Re: McWizards

Postby salemboy » Wednesday 23 July 2008 8:10:53pm

Settle the sue at Wizengamot, a thread opened by Riley.
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Re: McWizards

Postby choki » Thursday 24 July 2008 3:34:07pm

oh dear
a lawsuit case so fast after I re-opened McWizards?

*hears an order for Hermione Curly Fries from a distant customer*
COMING~~~
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