McWizards

[salemboy]

Distortia, does that mean you're still sueing? Make sure you settle it in Wizengamot.

[Ms. Elsewhere]

Thank you, I shall.

*Skulks back into McWizards, takes business card off of Salemboy, turns and picks up the door and puts it back on it's hinges Hagrid style from PS/SS movie.*

[choki]

ok now what do I do?
The ice cream maker is down... and the store is half wrecked by the giant ogre
......
......

I think I need to come out with new menu!

[salemboy]

You should jalapeno style your next menu. Also, if you win in Wizengamot, then you will probably get your entire restaurant repaired, including a new ice cream machine. Of course, you don't get attorneys for this type of court session.

[choki]

Finally the law suit is settled... the giant will fix it and free flow of ice-cream to the fixer
And we need a new chef!!!!!

Today's Special
McWeezy Meal - comes with a McWeezy Burger, a McWeezy Juice, and a McWeezy fries
Don't ask me what is a McWeezy... it is a trade secret!
*hears mumbling at the background*

[salemboy]

I'll be the Chef!!! ME, ME, ME, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase. *Begins cooking five different meals at the same time while juggling butterbeer pitchers.*

[Wanderful]

I'm proud to announce that I want to be janitor.
Aren't all janitors secretly evil ?

[choki]

ok, you're all accepted!
first of all, we need to satisfy the hunger for our dying customers

*points to one who is fainting from hunger*

[salemboy]

Here's your Jalapeno Burger on Jalapeno bread with Jalapeno Ketchup and Jalapeno mustard and Jalapeno Hotsauce and Jalapeno French Fries. *Watches as customer eats it before he realizes what I said.*

[Susan Montez]

*mouth burns with fire*

YOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *Drinks all the butterbeer the place has* *mouth is cooled down*

"What was that?," Susan asks, as she continues to drink butterbeer.

[salemboy]

Super duper Jalapeno meal. And I believe you owe choki money for every Butterbeer you drank.

[*Riley*]

Who cares about money! Gain some, you lose some.
I would just rather do this!
*Waves wand and free butterbeers appear*
Oh wait, my wand has a limit on how much stuff I can conjure up for free ? Man, I must be nearly broke.
*Looks despairingly atall the conjured up popcorn*
Uh-Oh.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiley! you can't conjure food, it's one of the exceptions to Gamp's elemental laws to tranfiguration!

[*Riley*]

*Sigh*
Do I have to turn it back into normal beer ?
I remember reading Hermione did something with bread to make it edible.
Alwell, *Wave wand* There you go, no more butterbeer that we can drink.
Wait, we can have cheap butterbeer! *Bribes Choki*

[choki]

cheap? did anyone say cheap?
There is no cheap thing around here in McWizards!

alright, Susan, that will come to a total charge of 1736 galleons. Oh it is already discounted