Broomsticks And Owls

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Last night... Sunday night, I came home from my BF's house and my sister was still up waiting for me. It was 11 o'clock and I had to work today, so off to bed we went. (We are sharing a room, since mime is getting redone). Anyway, we started reciting lines from HP... except... we changed some of them! It was hilarious! Here are a few we came up with:

Mr. Dursley: "I'm warning you now, boy... any funny business; any at all and you won't have any meals for a week! Get in!"
Harry: "You get in, you FAT TUB OF SH*T!"
***
Quirrell: "Come here, Potter! NOW!"
Harry: "NO! You come here to me!"
***
Hermione: "No, no! Stop! You're going to put someone's eye out!"
Ron: "Good! I hope it's YOURS!"
***

Okay, so ours a little cheeky. But you try! It doesn't have to be funny. It can be serious. Have fun! Can't wait to read them!

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LadySnape on 2002-08-12 16:42 ]</font>

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lol!

*on the train*
Hermione: Oh your doing magic, lets see then!
*Ron does spell, nothing happens*
Hermione: Whoaa! how do you do that? i've tried a few myself, and they've all worked for me! its not fair! *bursts into tears*

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Sorry that wasn't funny .. :sad:

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

YES IT WAS! ROTFLMAO!!!

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lol she's right...that was funny...
Hermione-"it's leviosa???? not leviosa????"
Ron-that's right Hermione, good job...and remember
Harry and Ron together-flik and swish

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lol!

Lady on train: Anything off the trolley, dears?
Harry: We'll take the lot
*ron looks at the sweets*
Harry: NO, THEIR ALL MINE! *snatches them all away*

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

*on train*
Harry: "We'll take the lot"
Harry pulls out money from his pocket.
Ron: Whoa! I'm so glad we're friends, 'cause you're RICH!
Harry: I'm just trying to buy you, you know.
Ron: Wicked!

LOL

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

L O L!

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lmao...omg that's...ew...um...ew....

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

LOO!

Ron: That was BLOODY brilliant!
Prof. McGonagall: I know!

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Whats so ew choco? Anyways i still like that one that LadySnape did..... well all of them actually.... allthough everyone elses were so f***ing funny too! :grin:

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

what was ew? um...harry buying ron...dur

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

NO! He means buying his friendship! DUH! Not as in the sick way you are thinking! :roll:

by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Harry: Professor...there are some things...if you can tell me....things I'd like to know the [i:3ts8u9au]truth[/i:3ts8u9au] about.
Dumbledore: The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THRE TRUTH!!!

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