McWizards

[salemboy]

I laughed my butt off when I read choki's post. .

*Turns to unpaying customer.* Pay up, or you'll have to listen to me talk to you . *Customer refuses to pay.* Ok, *Begins talking with an old grandpa voice that whistles every time I use a voul, an s, or a z.* So sonny, so you want to play tough?

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*recites to customer in a deathly tone*
Eat up, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed
For those who eat, but do not pay
Will end up scared and hurt all day
So if you seek beyond these doors
An order that was never yours
Theif, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than burgers there

[Q.Araignee]

*A low and threatening rumble seems to come from the kitchens, as if emphasising the words*

[Obladi3713]

I really don't have time to read 71 pages of posts, but I'm really hungry. Got a cheeseburger? oh, and some fries. And I'll pay or whatever, I believe I read a bit about being an ingredient in the page before this. But, that's all I read.

[DucksRMagical]

*sits down next to Obladi* Oh, believe me, I have not read this entire thread either. I would ask for a Hollywood burger, but I doubt there are any here. I suppose I will just have a regular cheeseburger.

[salemboy]

Oh, I didn't read the entire thing either. I'm not that dedicated to BaO.

Oh, and orders up. One cheeseburger for Obladi, and one Hollywood Burger for Duckie. That'll be a dollar for the burger, and five dollars for the Hollwood Burger.

[*Riley*]

You mean... I'm the only one who read it all ?
I can't be that weird can I ?

[salemboy]

Riley, you win the prize of weirdest kid to ever attend BaO.

[Q.Araignee]

Oh I did too- I needed something to do months ago, then kept up with it.

[salemboy]

Yeah, but it wasn't as large months ago.

[Q.Araignee]

60-odd pages, and I read it all in one sitting- it wasn't too far off the current length.

[salemboy]

The only things I have the patience to read completely through are RPGs.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

i applaud everyone's patience, i can barely get through a chapter of fanfic. incase you didn't know, im easily distracted online.

[salemboy]

Oh. I'm easily distracted, period. I'll go up to my room to grab a pencil, and the second I'm in there, I'll forget and just plop down on my bed and either sleep or read a book. Then, an hour later my parents come home and I'm in trouble for not doing my homework.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

im only distracted online, im usually able to stay focused in real life.