Okies!
Don't know how you're going to make this food while you're dancing with choki

, but here goes:
For a soup I'd like the White Almond Gargoyle Gazpacho.
Then for first course the Cauldron Cured Spanish Ham and Troll Truffle Fritters! For the main course, I can't take anything but the Monsterous Maine Lobster with Chicken Reduction, Horned Snails, and Mushrooms ! Sounds delicious!
And for dessert.. could I have another Caramel Turtle Torte? Please!
Also, which wines do you have to accompany this fabulous food?
*sits down at a table, waiting for the food and wine to arrive...*
psst, Accio, give everyone a free drink, and put it on my tab!