[color=red]Note: This is meant to be humour made up by me, im not saying this actually happened but wouldnt it be funny if it had.....
Glossary: *bleep* = a censored word (u know how they have them bleep machines to hide that kinda word on tv
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Brego and Aragorn
Arargorn is washed up on the river bank after being dragged over a cliff by a warg.
Director: "Action!"
Brego walks over to Aragorn and attempts to eat his nose.
Aragorn flinches: "Mmmph!" *bursts out giggling as Brego attempts to nibble his ear*
Director: "Cut! You're meant to be unconcious..."
Aragorn (shoving Brego away from him): "Sorry ... it tickled ..."
Later ...
Aragorn has managed to drag himself onto Brego.
Brego lurches back to his feet.
Aragorn: "*bleep*!!"
There is a loud crunch and the camera man bursts into a fit of the giggles.
Director: "CUT!!"
Aragorn: "I'm alright, I'm alright ... ouch." *climbs back to his feet as Brego walks away*
Explosives scene
At Isenguard, Saruman is bent over something as Grima lurks in the background carrying a candle.
Director: "Action!"
Grima: "Helm's Deep has but one weakness. It's ... oh *bleep*!! Water!!! Help!!! Put me o ... *cough* out."
Someone chucks a bucket of water at Grima...
Grima: "Thanks" *sigh*
Director: "Makeup!!"
Saruman smiles smugly and combs his hair.
Grima: "Very funny, maybe you should carry the candle ..."
Director: "Look, just hurry up and go get a wig!" *groans*
An hour later ...
Grima: "Helm's Deep has but one weakness. It's outer wall is solid rock except for a small culvert space which is little more than a drain."
Saruman pours explosives into a metallic ball as Grima moves forward.
Grima (leaning over the explosives with his candle): "How? How can f ..."
Saruman tries to push Grima backwards away from the explosives ... but Grima drops the candle.
Grima: "Oh ... *bleep*"
Saruman: "bleeeep*!!" *turns round and starts running*
Director: "Oh *bleep*!"
LOUD BANG!!!
Director: *groans and falls over*
Saruman slides down the far wall.
Grima can be seen still standing in position smoking and swaying gently.
Camera man: *pokes Grima* "You OK?"
Grima falls over.
A full day later ... set rebuilt ... fake candles found ...
Grima and Saruman walk out onto the balcony of the tower of Orthanc.
Tens of thousands of orcs can be seen.
Saruman: "A new power is rising. It's victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none a-*cough* alive *cough* *splutter*"
Grima burst out giggling.
Saruman: "Sorry ... I think I ate a fly ..."
Grima falls over laughing.
Director: "CUT!! Somebody get him a drink!"
