So you wanna be a Mod...

[Scellanis]

This should be really fun (not serious in any way) got the idea off another forum....

You should follow these rules then....

Rule #1 Don't turn members or moderators into frogs (especially not the admin).

#2 Don't discuss dissection of frogs in their prescence if you do.

#3 Don't stalk existing moderators.

Now its your turn, add a silly rule...

[Groo]

#4 Dont laugh dismissively at their hairstyle

#5 Buy them a shampoo, if you do

#6 Dont tie them up and tickle the soles of their feet with a feather

umm...that didnt make sense
Wait a minute! thats the whole point! its not supposed to make sense,right?

[Female_alien]

#7 Don't force any members or moderators to wear a thong if you're not wearing one yourself
#8 If you're wearing a thong, it must be pink/orange with little butterflies on them

[Alice I]

#8 If you're wearing a thong, it must be pink/orange with little butterflies on them

Very little butterflies (It's a thong )

[Nobby]

#3 Don't stalk existing moderators

yeah Sonkem is a great example

#7 Don't force any members or moderators to wear a thong if you're not wearing one yourself

trust me mods don't like this--- do we Joto!!!

[Scellanis]

lol, thats the point Nobby, the definition of a rule seems to be that I have to have broken it at some point...there aren't many people come up with that I haven't broken.... *giggles innocently*

#9 Don't try to force the male members (especially the admin) into a kilt.

#10 Don't try to feed anyone (especially the admin) to The Giant Pirahna Bunny.

[Won Wheezy]

#11 Never refuse to wear a thong if Won Wheezy asks you to.
#12 Do what Won Wheezy says.

[Won Wheezy]

Oh, I forgot:

#13 Remember that Won Wheezy is NOT a HE!

[Scellanis]

lol @ Won

#14 Don't mistake Paul for a chair and squash him by sitting on him....

#15 Don't spam

[Female_alien]

Adding to Won's politics
#16 Always listen to FA and give her a hug
#17 hug all you care for in the Give... thread!!!! and all you're afraid of
#18 when a piranha bunny enteres you common room, never hide behind the armchair

[Nobby]

hugs to FA!

#19 - dont let Wilwizard bring a 'special' guest
#20 - always feed Sonkem chocolate
#21 - only say good things about Norbert

[Won Wheezy]

#22 - Don't you dare go near gecko without my permission!

[Jotomicron]

#23 - If you ever break one of the above rules, you'll suffer consequence described in Rule number 23.

[Won Wheezy]

And the consequences are.......???

#24 - Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

[Scellanis]

ooo...I LOVE rule #20 *waits patiently*

#25 Never let Sonkem perform magic...particularly if her wand is oozing goey/glittery/sticky brightly coloured stuff....

#26 Never start a Duct tape war

#27 Don't let Sonkem near it if you do.....