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Yes
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No
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Total votes : 8

Funny Jokes!

Postby Simatra » Monday 4 December 2006 7:32:39pm

Share your jokes here! But remember, keep them clean!


Q:How do you drowned a blone?
A:Put a scratch & Sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!
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Postby jeckle_freckle » Wednesday 13 June 2007 5:33:53am

whats brown and sticky?
a stick
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Postby Bextra » Thursday 14 June 2007 7:04:32am

I've always loved that brown and sticky one. It always makes me laugh.
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Postby Scarlet Lioness » Friday 15 June 2007 7:58:01am

You always seem to pull that one out of the bag at school Bextra!

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
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Postby the_roof_is_leaking » Sunday 5 August 2007 8:52:04pm

This is a lame joke as it is but what's even lamer is the fact I laugh every time I tell it!!


What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car?
"Robin, get in the car"




:lol: sorry
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Postby GodrictheGriffon » Monday 6 August 2007 3:53:21am

What do whales drive?
A pod-racer! :lol:
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Postby FawkesthePhoenix » Monday 6 August 2007 4:54:07pm

a guy walks into a bar and dies, what happened?
the guy walked into a bar!
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Postby Simatra » Monday 6 August 2007 7:10:28pm

:lol:

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.
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Postby GodrictheGriffon » Tuesday 7 August 2007 12:07:40am

What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in battle!
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Postby youknowwho » Tuesday 7 August 2007 7:41:26pm

LOL thats funny :lol:

What language does a mailman speak...

parceltongue!
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Postby Simatra » Tuesday 7 August 2007 9:02:34pm

That's good!

Why'd the lady through her clock out the window?

she wanted to see time fly.

What did the ocean say?
nothing, it just waved!
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