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by Simatra » Monday 4 December 2006 7:32:39pm
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Simatra - Gryffindor Prefect and Mistress of Magic, Order, and Books
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by Scarlet Lioness » Friday 15 June 2007 7:58:01am
You always seem to pull that one out of the bag at school Bextra!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
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by the_roof_is_leaking » Sunday 5 August 2007 8:52:04pm
This is a lame joke as it is but what's even lamer is the fact I laugh every time I tell it!!
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car?
"Robin, get in the car"
sorry
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car?
"Robin, get in the car"
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by FawkesthePhoenix » Monday 6 August 2007 4:54:07pm
a guy walks into a bar and dies, what happened?
the guy walked into a bar!
the guy walked into a bar!
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by GodrictheGriffon » Tuesday 7 August 2007 12:07:40am
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in battle!
A penguin in battle!
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by youknowwho » Tuesday 7 August 2007 7:41:26pm
LOL thats funny
What language does a mailman speak...
parceltongue!
What language does a mailman speak...
parceltongue!
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by Simatra » Tuesday 7 August 2007 9:02:34pm
That's good!
Why'd the lady through her clock out the window?
she wanted to see time fly.
What did the ocean say?
nothing, it just waved!
Why'd the lady through her clock out the window?
she wanted to see time fly.
What did the ocean say?
nothing, it just waved!
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